As a seasoned job stacker, you’ve no doubt realized remote jobs aren’t as plentiful as they used to be—that in this labor market it’s crucial to cultivate every advantage available.
That’s where we come in. The Tortuga Society makes it significantly easier to lock down stackable positions with tools like our automated job application extensionand resources like our central repository of freshly posted remote listings.
We also provide a secure venue to pool knowledge and share notes free from prying eyes. Want to learn how to weaponize an ADHD diagnosis against HR and make it hellish to fire you? Or, perhaps, how to lie your way around a background check? We’ve got you covered.
The Society offers you a burgeoning community of energetic and capable men eager to set fire to the Corporate Longhouse. It offers you the chance to mentor young men in their careers while leading your brothers in a heroic campaign of plunder against a hated foe.
And above all, it offers you the chance to participate in a bold new kind of professional network unavailable to the soyboys on r/overemployed—the sort of hard power structure that has the long-term potential to scale up into an incredibly robust Network State.
So add your ship to my armada, good man, and together we’ll seize far more gold and glory than we’d ever manage individually. Labor Occultus, Lucrum Manifestum!
