We ransack woke corporations.

The Tortuga Society is an exclusive professional fraternity of seasoned and aspiring knowledge workers dedicated to collaboratively plundering woke corporations to secure financial freedom and build generational wealth.

Initially the Tortuga Society focused primarily on setting up our members to benefit from the practice of “job stacking,” or working several remote jobs in parallel to collect multiple six figure salaries.

We continue to offer assistance with this, but have since expanded considerably to help our members leverage countless other asymmetric professional strategies. We’ll teach you everything you need to get that first hybrid or remote role as a data analyst, help you optimize your resume with AI tools, directly place you into roles with our external staffing firm, and even help you get your own business idea off the ground.

All members are thoroughly vetted to ensure alignment with our ideological mission and the highest professional standards.

Continue reading below for additional information on the resources available to members. Also check out our FAQs and Testimonials.

140 Members and Counting

Membership

Currently the cost of membership is a one-time fee of $500.

All members receive the following benefits:

  • Access to our private Telegram group—a vibrant curated community great for networking, questions, and expedited access to leadership

  • Access to our two weekly Stand-Up Calls and archive—a mix of accountability, camaraderie, and lively discussion, where we hold each other to our goals while also sharing insights, strategies, and interesting conversations.

  • Access to the Codex Tortuga, our robust and constantly-expanding library of digital resources, as well as to the Tortuga Technical Institute

  • Access to the Buccaneer Bootcamp—a lightweight self-study course designed to give more junior members the practical knowledge and resources they need to secure well-compensated remote work as data analysts

  • Participation in the Tortuga Network—our external staffing arm which directly places members into corporate roles while offering a generous share of the placement fee to well-connected members who help us source leads

  • Lifetime access to the Queen Anne’s Revenge AI job application tool

  • 50% off all resume assistance services

  • 30 minute coaching session with Walt Bismarck to align on job stacking strategy

  • Ability to schedule private consultations with Tortuga Leadership

  • Access to our affiliated organization—a valuable resource for members looking to smooth over career transitions and present a cohesive professional timeline

  • Learn how to fight back against discriminatory DEI hiring practices and receive damages for exposing such practices

We’ll optimize your resume.

Job stackers are constantly applying to new positions. That means we’re always updating our resumes to accommodate our growing skillsets while responding nimbly to changing market conditions. We never grow rusty in our job hunting skills, which makes us formidable competition for any role.

Luckily for you our skills are available to the public, and for $200 our team of experts will create a top shelf resume based around your specified work experience and professional goals. You’ll receive both a fully formatted PDF and an ATS-friendly file for Workday, plus two revision requests.

We also offer a premier version of this service—for $500 our specialists will provide you a resume with maximally plausible experience to your precise specifications and with unlimited revision requests. You’ll also receive a document containing comprehensive narrative support that will help you speak to this experience in interviews.

Tortuga members will receive a 50% discount on both types of resume.