We ransack woke corporations.

The Tortuga Society is an exclusive professional fraternity of seasoned knowledge workers dedicated to collaboratively plundering woke corporations to secure financial freedom and build generational wealth.

We pursue this goal through the practice of “job stacking”—covertly working multiple remote jobs in parallel to collect several six figure salaries.

This is an organization for right wing white men, our associates, and nonwhite / centrist allies. All members are thoroughly vetted to ensure alignment with our mission and the highest professional standards.

Continue reading below for information on the resources available to members and the products currently offered a la carte.

Membership

Currently the cost of membership is a one-time fee of $250.

All members receive the following benefits:

  • Lifelong access to our private Telegram group—great for questions and access to leadership

  • Access to the Codex Tortuga, our constantly expanding library of job stacking resources

  • Access to the Buccaneer Bootcamp—a course designed to give more junior members the knowledge and resources they need to secure well-compensated remote work as data analysts

  • Lifetime access to the Queen Anne’s Revenge AI job application tool (currently in Beta)

  • 50% off all resume assistance services

  • 30 minute coaching session with Walt Bismarck to align on job stacking strategy

  • Lifetime subscription to Tortuga Media (the Society’s Substack newsletter)

We’ll optimize your resume.

Job stackers are constantly applying to new positions.

That means we’re perpetually updating our resumes to accommodate our growing skillets and changing market conditions. We never grow rusty in our job hunting skills, which makes us formidable competition for any role.

Luckily for you we’re making our skills available to the public, and for a small fee of $200 our team of experts will give you a top shelf resume for your work experience and professional goals. You’ll receive both a fully formatted PDF and an ATS-friendly file for Workday.

We also offer a premier version of this service; for $500 our specialists will provide you a resume with maximally plausible fabricated experience to your specifications.

You’ll also receive a document containing comprehensive narrative support that will help you speak to this fabricated experience in interviews.